Elliot

I’m an alien.

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In the shadows of the night a fruity boy pisses

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The heartbeat that throbs throughout my entire being is rather soothing

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It’s not gay if you’re teaching a lesson

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When the main quest line wants you to believe one thing but all the side quests are telling a completely different story #makesyouthink

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There’s 2 types of men in this world. The ones who have tried to suck their own dicks, and liars.

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We’re like ants trying to guess the flavor of a cake by sitting atop and tasting its only cherry

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I hate farting in jumpers cuz then it just slowly ventilates upward out of the collar

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Just bought a power rangers voltron from a guy coked out of his mind

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Just saw the head of an AT-AT in the back of a pickup truck right outside Philly. Be careful out there tonight everyone the empires planning something

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Never underestimate a college students ability to sleep under any conditions

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I think megamind would smell like drakkar noir

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Tell me how I go from a week full of sleepless nights having viscerally uncomfortable nightmares with extremely deep messages to sleeping like a baby the next day dreaming I’m Batman and me and Robin are fighting Godzilla

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Just enjoying some Jolly Markiplier’s Joyful Obby on this lovely Thursday morning @markiplier

https://t.co/tqq9h7pn0o

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@xXbuggrrrlXx ✨Courtesy✨

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Needed a blue pen to finish a drawing. School store lady gave me one out of kindness. And they say chivalry is dead.

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Theoretical cloaca

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Lesbian string beans

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“Music is the mirror we hold up at any given period to better understand ourselves”

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Waking up from a dream has to be one of the most violating parts of the human experience. Tell me how I go from a sinister black coat Bill Nye plotting to traffic drugs to David Bowie in a kpop style pop band only to wake up and be me. So rude.

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“This guy with his dick in a girl is gayer than 2 dudes fuckin”