Alexandre Blanchard

Developer and data enthusiast.

[Jake @JustJake]

@_menuo_ “Wait ETL of an ETL?”
“Yea we call this ETL^2”
“And this is all legal?”
“Of course”
“Okay I think I’ve heard enough”
“I haven’t even told you about reverse ETL yet”

[TDM (e/λ) (L8 vibe coder 💫) @cto_junior]

Every data engineering job

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

>wake up
>update iam roles
>go to bed
>wake up
>update iam roles
>go to bed
>wake up

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

top 5 number of beers

1. 7 beers
2. 3 beers
3. 5 beers
4. 4 beers
5. 12 beers

[Anushka @Kulfei]

Here's how I got over my Instagram addiction:

Step 1: get addicted to twitter instead.

Thanks, let me know if this works for you as well.

[Eren Bali @erenbali]

AI will replace developers the same way microwaves replaced cooking.

[» teej @teej_m]

Happy 1700000000 for those who celebrate

[Stargirl 🌠 @theavalkyrie]

Async JavaScript? No problem.

Async Python? What the fuck are y'all smoking this shit is crazy.

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

sudo access granted to restart the apache :P https://t.co/uWvmS1NoAz

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Can you? https://t.co/lytZA9ozPM

[Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal]

I’m a W, how about you?

[Supabase @supabase]

I can relate to this...

[Adrien Joly @adrienjoly]

😅

Un autre jour, un autre daily https://t.co/fzR9VV4lFv

[Alexandre Blanchard @B0bmoriss]

Hi, I just posted an article on Mirakl tech blog 😃
When I switched to the Mirakl data team 3 years ago, I couldn't help myself noticing all the differences between Java and Python. So I made a list of 10 of them to help you better start with python.
https://t.co/TgrO0bvCd9

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

just a little pun for you. https://t.co/A4AlVahIQm

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

Fixing tech debt in an enterprise codebase

[darn.es @DavidDarnes]

New ‘Devs adding JavaScript’ analogy just landed

[#DataAISummit @Data_AI_Summit]

#DataAISummit day 4 – and our trainings are still going strong 💪