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Bored of being bored because being bored is boring. Instagram - boringbastard

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@Apple cancelled my education discount order because my recipient name is my nickname… David/Dave… It’s the same name wtf

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

He died fighting off soldiers, drones and a fucking tank with one goddamn arm. Western men jerk off fantasizing about dying like that and then go on to die in nursing homes from Parkinson's complications with bellies full of vanilla custard. You don't get to call him a coward.

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@Myprotein_CS @Myprotein you guys are not even trying to solve the problem. Pretty dog shit company to tell customers “read the terms and conditions” when my referral did nothing wrong and asked your CS if the code was used BEFORE submitting the order. Absolute trash

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@Myprotein ‘s referral is a straight up scam. 100% would not recommend. They don’t even bother to fix the problem

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@Myprotein_CS I have sent your team a message on Facebook.

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@Myprotein has a ‘referral program’ but doesn’t even honour the referrals you make. What an absolute joke

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@Myprotein yo I referred a friend and I don’t get credit cos you guys gave a better code/offer for her? WTF is that about

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@agoda I already follow you. It says I am no longer able to send you messages. Can you send me a message first?

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@agoda the hotel booking I made told me they would offer a full refund after cancellation, but only gave me 40% refund…. What is going on?!

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@agoda I cannot message you, gives me an error. How can I send my details to you?!

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@allisonpearson You were made in your mum's vagina... But we didnt complain and instead call you Allison. So.... 🤷🏻‍♂️

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can buy some nice shoes.

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, everything is brighter! And happier.

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

Don't push people away that you can't go a day without. One day, they may never come back.

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

Wake up. Smell the coffee.

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

One day they'll realise they lost a diamond by playing with worthless stones.

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@iwan1davies lol nice photo

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

@MikeyMangan1989 Hahahahahaha you dirty man!

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

I don't even know how to use Twitter anymore...

[D Λ V E Y @b0ringbastard]

YZY SZN... This sneaker game is too addictive. Fuck mone¥