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i’m the bolt, the lightning, the thunder!!!

[Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb]

Today Choupette is broke and living off the kindness of Karl Lagerfeld's former housekeeper https://t.co/jzD4bNuS3N 🔗

[E @b0ruvky]

@nathanielro @primatorkaHMP co si o tom myslis?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[evil writer girl @postnucleargirl]

this confessional booth on facebook marketplace

[5 @sohcahtan]

going out when everybody’s mad at their man >>>>

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Had a few nights like this

[E @b0ruvky]

@primatorkaHMP @anetsbadliar Damn… mas video???

[Anna Delvey @theannadelvey]

Don’t ever ask me how I get tights under the ankle monitor again.

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

me pausing a movie just to go down a rabbit hole because a random side character looks vaguely familiar

[ap0110 @mangocatlives]

can this woman leave us alone for one year

[RINA SAWAYAMA Charts (really horny) @mauxanhnuocbien]

she really biked 11 miles for him 😭

[jane @abtonika]

The worst couple you know is gonna recreate this for Halloween this year

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

[Juggalo Jesus @da_porgy]

Making men wear condoms not for any safety reason just so that they enjoy it less

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[☽𓃹☾🇵🇸 @cute_corpse_]

There’s nothing more sexually addictive to me than a man I thought was kinda ugly at first…

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

he didn't just lose the oscar he lost everything