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I'm just chillin'. I occasionally say funny shit.

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For anyone who says that masks don’t work.

[National Institute of Standards and Technology @NIST]

To help prevent the spread of COVID-19, cover smart by wearing a face covering made with a few layers of tightly woven fabric that fits snugly over your mouth and nose. Find out how we produced these visualizations: https://t.co/STTnXfNzKe #COVID19

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Fuck this.

[The Verge @verge]

Twitter accepts buyout, giving Elon Musk total control of the company https://t.co/oPwAgAAs6S

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@lunarssr These IKEA shelves are getting a bit ridiculous.

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@bri1942 That’s when you go “see this is why you NEED me. I know how the criminal element thinks.” And then you bust out your business card to reveal you’re actually a white hat security firm that illustrates breaches in people’s security. 4D Chess.

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Boss Baby: Origins

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Below Expectations Beasts.

[Variety @Variety]

After debuting to a franchise-low $43 million last weekend, #FantasticBeasts weathered a calamitous 79% drop from its opening day on Friday. That’s an out-and-out collapse for a prospective tentpole, much less one with a production budget of $200 million. https://t.co/Xupyx4Q8L5

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

netflix rn.

[Yahoo News @YahooNews]

A regional director for the U.S. National Labor Relations Board on Friday ordered a union election for a group of workers at an Activision Blizzard-owned studio that works on the popular "Call of Duty" franchise, overruling objections from the company. https://t.co/gchDPplOhs

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@_Aaron_448 I swear anytime I hear someone is doing something “faith-based”, it takes one scratch of the surface to be like: “Surprise! It’s just weirdly bigoted shit!”

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@NeeNeinNyetNo This tweet has more activity than the tweet from CNN that talks about it.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

A Colorado man who set himself on fire in front of the U.S. Supreme Court on Friday has died from his injuries, police say. https://t.co/Z6rUnu3fp9

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@thejoshl The movie goes through great lengths to draw parallels between he and Riddler. In this case, writing shit on the floor when literally any flat surface meant for writing would do.

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For one of the “greats”, it’s a bad look. Not winning when you know you’re a winner stings.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LeBron vows to never miss the playoffs again 👑

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@EclecticHams Thank you! 😃 < perfectly spherical me

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@TheGayChingy Band name?

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@EclecticHams Because journalism is dead and you posted cringe.

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@JayExci Thor isn’t a person, it’s a feeling… or the friends you made along the way… or a job description… or whatever, it just sounds cool to call someone else Thor. Idk.

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@DanPriceSeattle It’s also a way to put emphasis on micromanaging employees and their work. As if they’re not getting work done because someone isn’t breathing down their neck.

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@Bosslogic Really wanna fuck yourself up? Binge any Arrowverse show, season to season. Characters can’t decide what their morals are or what they believe in, plot lines go thru a “lather, rinse, repeat” that’ll make you feel numb. It’s maddening.

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@thoughtfulbae It’s actually kinda crazy how everyone is constantly drumming up old shit for the sake of some moral high ground like “remember 30 years ago when…”, like? Y’all don’t do fucked up shit right now? You worried about everybody else’s sins and wrongdoing from decades ago?