Tom Kaulitz~

Viva Viagra! @n0tBi11kaulitz is my brotherly lover, and i *will* fight you for the last donut.

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

@n0tBi11kaulitz is going to a slumber party tonight. He will probably return with fabulous nails and a new design waxed in his pubes.

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

@AmdeeFi @n0tbi11kaulitz Taco Bell is the fast food equivalent to heaven on earth. You need to visit it at least once. I visit once an hour!

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

@n0tBi11kaulitz it would have descriptions of sunsets.

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

@_LaceyyK okay. I hope you like egg salad.

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

@_LaceyyK don't forget to tip the driver!

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

@n0tBi11kaulitz yeah, we totally pulled out the latest issue of Tiger Beat and quoted it! We did our homework!

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

@_LaceyyK no way. Tom Kaulitz don't make no sandwiches! He gets them delivered!

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

@_LaceyyK fine, I'll share my sandwich. It has extra EXTRA mayo

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

When I kissed @n0tBi11kaulitz this morning, his mustache smelled like pizza. TRUE LOVE FOREVER

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

I am so upset with all the rumors about @n0tBi11kaulitz and that hack "talent" that I could eat an entire bucket of KFC. Tears in my gravy.

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

BACK OFF GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

@KleinasLaura @n0tbi11kaulitz BACK OFF MY BILLI, WOMAN! You just tweet at someone else!

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

@_LaceyyK 178 lbs of deep fried potatoes and ketchup. I'll be belching for weeks!

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

You guys I just ate my weight in fries and ketchup.

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

@n0tBi11kaulitz and I are caught in a bad Tomance.

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

Valentine's Day may be romantic, but I, Tom Kaulitz am so romantic, that they had to make a new word: Tomantic.

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

I am going to cook @n0tBi11kaulitz a romantic Valentine's Dinner - I am going to try really HARD not to burn a grilled cheese sandwich!

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

I am never getting dreadlocks again. Do you know how good I smell now that I can actually shampoo my hair?!

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

I know Bill and I are supposed to hate Katy Perry, but I love it when Bill puts on lacy panties and sings "Peacock" to my crotch. UNFFFF

[Tom Kaulitz~ @b0tTom]

The idiots at Starbucks told me they're out of whipped cream. HOW CAN I BRING BILL A SURPRISE ICED COFFEE NOW?! I'm gonna get a beating!