Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead)

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[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

Little fight in you. I like that-

Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

Batman, honeycakes...?

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

You can say that over the phone Batman, but if I had you here, I'd pound you to a pulp.

Start pounding, Joker.

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

I'll whisper it to you... ....whisper it right into your ear, darling.

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

Here's the cold hard truth, Bats... I don't hate you 'cause I'm crazy.... I'm crazy 'cause I hate you.

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

I was just a mixed-up crook ‘till you came along, gorgeous.

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

I hate you, Joker.
*gasp* I hate you, too.
I hate you more.
I hate you the most.
I hate you forever.

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

HAHAHAHHA! You are willing to break your code for me? For me? That is so romantic, Batsy-pooh.

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

Freak? Batsy, are you going to let him talk to me that way? Oh, it is so like you not to defend me! How many others were there! No, don't tell me, I guess the joke's on me..... End scene.

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

It looks like I sort of swept you off your feet, eh Joker?

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

Batman, honeycakes...?

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

That's the Bruce I fell for back in Arkham!

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

My hero!

Shut up!

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

Can you feel it, Joker? Feels to me... Like it's written all over my face...

[Batman and Joker Bot (currently dead) @b0tjokes]

First anniversary is papers.... what makes you think I come so cheap?

I thought you'd be curious.

You think I get off on this stuff?

Don't you?