b0wtie

Dad. Tech nerd. C5 Z06 owner.

[Travis Dakin @TravisDakin]

Oh cool. The @EdmontonOilers game isn't available on the premium cable "ultimate sports" package I pay for. Guess I have to look for an illegal stream. Oh those are easy to find? Maybe I should just cancel my cable all-together. Good job @Sportsnet @NHL and @TELUS.

[b0wtie @b0wtie]

Going through all of these old tweets. So many broken links...

[b0wtie @b0wtie]

Man, Rogue One is a great flick.

[b0wtie @b0wtie]

@whooiscarter Uh huh.

[Rob Henderson @robkhenderson]

The decline of the headphone jack has released an epidemic of braindead mouthbreathers playing videos in public spaces. Airpods are expensive but even if you manage to get them they're easy to lose (easier if you're dumb). So tech companies increase profits as people buy more of these miniature devices and the rest of us must endure shitty music and tik tok noise pollution.

[carter @whooiscarter]

#letsgooilers

[carter @whooiscarter]

Yeah Dallas in four guys

[Jonah Hepas @JonahHepas]

Canuck fans chanting “F*ck the Oilers” again after the game.

Oilers and Flames fans don’t even do this to each other.

Does Vancouver actually have the most classless fan base in the league?

#LetsGoOilers #Canucks #Flames

[b0wtie @b0wtie]

Holloway!

[b0wtie @b0wtie]

So these Oilers eh? Looking good.

[b0wtie @b0wtie]

Well well. Been a while. Hello all

[b0wtie @b0wtie]

@Cornmuffin04 🤮

[b0wtie @b0wtie]

@whooiscarter Me too

[b0wtie @b0wtie]

@Warcraft My Haunted Momento.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

And now.....

..... there's not a dry eye in the house.

[b0wtie @b0wtie]

@VancityReynolds Man, I miss Diggnation.

[Uncle Dude @kwikwit13]

Mom's in the 90's watching you open up Christmas presents.

[carter @whooiscarter]

R2-D2 be like boop beep boop boop, Mf just spit the damn words out

[b0wtie @b0wtie]

I guess I'll leave that question to the experts. Assuming that there are some out there, they're probably alone, solitaire.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you say something dumb and then defend it by saying you have a right to say it, you’ve now said two dumb things.