*•. b͏r͏o͏o͏k͏e .•*

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

thankyou for the reminder actually

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[DEDE! @minutesimal_]

I have a very sharp mouth, I can’t be in love with a v!olent man, he will b3at me to stupor 😭😭

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

If you show a man you are willing to suffer, he will make you SUFFER

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[thuli tia @itsssthulsss]

i’ve got an irrational fear of a snake coming up the toilet and biting my coochie 😭

[Klaus Mikaelson @Kprime3]

Saying you don’t wanna lock something down cause summer is coming up and you 30 is crazy

[ēdē @theidi_]

The issue on love island is. Everyone supposed to pull everyone you think is cute from Day 1. Not scramble when ya connection not working

[annalise @annadeathbed]

i’d be the first on love island to have a bush

[irlanda ♡ @irlandaaas_]

sincere the typa man you beg god to never make you come across

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless

[Julz @T0xic__AF]

hot girls have weird sleep schedules and ancient grudges

[*•. b͏r͏o͏o͏k͏e .•* @b100ke]

it’s literally giving diddy party like why did they do that

[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

this psychotic show

[t. @taeseru]

fav thing about love island discourse is it’s a great barometer for gauging how green someone is, cause wym a self admitted cheater (sincere) deserves better

[𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐌 🎀 @headpinkcess]

I like men who send me money and do everything for me. I won’t lie like everybody else

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

body dysmorphia is really weird cus one day I’ll think I’m sexy & the next day I’ll think I look like mike wazowski

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You