My quarantine routine:
7am: come out of my cage
8am: do just fine
9am: be down
10am: want it all
11am: kiss
12pm: reminisce on the kiss
1pm: fall asleep
2pm: call a cab
3pm: have a smoke
4pm: take a drag
5pm: go to bed
Crocodiles have barely evolved over the past 10 million years. Why? How fucking dumb are crocodiles? 10 million years and these assholes can’t even learn to walk on two legs or play video games? Pathetic
Top 10 best compliments:
10. You
9. Can't
8. Rank
7. Them
6. Because
5. They're
4. All
3. Equally
2. Nice
1. When you're up next in kickball and someone tells the outfield to move back