John Garlick

Lighting genius. Failed footballer.

[John Garlick @B1gJohn]

@BumbleCricket Still wasn’t allows in Waves restaurant in flip flops.
Rules are rules 😂🇧🇧

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@MissKerry13 @fryer_andrea

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@bromers_ Lovely day for the cricket at Old Trafford. 😱

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@SarahChampion Mostly this. 🐶❤️

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@Athersmike I think you owe @StuartBroad8 a beer and an apology.
To compare one of our finest ever bowlers to Jacob Rees Mogg is a dreadfully low blow.
Quite disgraceful 😂

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@Wild_XW @scampidoo @fryer_andrea is this Harvey ?

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@GeoffRiseley Get all your pots and all your pans and put them all in the bin.
You’ve won them all through bloomin cheating.

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@notDcfcBoss I asked a bloke in our pub if his dog bites.
No he said
I stroked it and it bit me.
I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite ?
It’s not my dog.

Golden not olden

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@AlisonMitchell @Crufts Cricket and dogs.
Blooming great job you’ve got.
Love it 👍🏼

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 @scampidoo

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

Copenhagen player offside and blocking Onana's view for the goal. VAR did not check this!

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

This is still the greatest clip of all time 🤣

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@AlternativeMUFC Gavisconana
😂😂😂

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@SarahChampion The look on George Harrison’s sons face is ace. He can’t believe what’s going on 😂

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@SarahChampion Nutter BT’s are the best !

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@ilovenostalgia I love a good bum on a woman,it makes my day.
Jake Thackray

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@TheBarmyArmy The bowlers got a lovely action too 👌

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@bbctms @shepmates Thommo knows the score

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@TheBarmyArmy https://t.co/b9RYorJBSf

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@StuartBroad8 Thommo agreed with with every word. He told me so. 😂