blip

Two-thousand and something. A boy. A girl. A blip in time.

[blip @b1ip]

Truth

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Is this the election fraud @RishiSunak said we should all be worrying about?

[Tapbots @tapbots]

We still don't have any news from Twitter.

We are honored that so many of you have chosen us as the way to browse Twitter for the past 12+ years and hope it can continue.

In the meantime, we have been working on something else…
https://t.co/Pf48gPa7Ll

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I don't wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it's at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met.

[Enough is Enough @eiecampaign]

Enough is enough. It's time to turn anger into action.

Join the campaign to fight the cost-of-living crisis.

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[blip @b1ip]

@qikipedia

[blip @b1ip]

@johnsfurcoat Best news of 2022 🔬🙏🏻

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Re: today’s so-called “damning photo” in the Dundee Courier. During lockdown, me and my Director of Onions had a 4-hour Midori-fuelled game of topless Kabaddi with some relatively close friends. While I remain satisfied it was a work event I apologise to anyone somehow offended.

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

NEW: Neil Parish’s search history has been released.

[blip @b1ip]

@fanatec Doh, entered on Sunday but just noticed my account was set to private. Hope you have my entry in your replies… what an idiot I am 😩

[blip @b1ip]

@fanatec Here we go… all liveried up and ready for GT7 😀 #Fanatec #GranTurismo7

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

The day Susie Dent is like “word of the day is cunt, as in Boris Johnson is a cunt” must surely be approaching

[blip @b1ip]

@beansaladpod A guff filled submarine?

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

Full Trailer for 'Joe Pera Talks With You' Season 3 (starring an old microwave):

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Legend

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

Most people who make fun of the 17th-century mania for tulips

- own zero costly tulips
- have never imported a tulip
- have never participated in an early modern financial bubble
- missed out on pineapple mania and the South Sea and Mississippi companies

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Has big daddy slack bollocks fucked off yet?