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[b @b290998]

✨books i’ve read in 2026✨
📚a thread📚

[aether @bluewdrift]

the figs will rot if you don’t eat them. the jasmine blooms for three weeks and then it’s over. your body at twenty-five will never come back, and neither will your body at forty-five. everything you’re saving for later spoils in the waiting. 1/6

[b @b290998]

@lunarstide HAS IT HELPED

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

living in the uk with weather like this is like going from your oven (home) to oven (outside) to oven (car/bus/taxi) to oven (work) to oven (going home) to oven (back at home)

[b @b290998]

@lunarstide smash

[b @b290998]

the impossible fortune - richard osman
—————⭐️⭐️⭐️.5————————

[b @b290998]

✨books i’ve read in 2026✨
📚a thread📚

[b @b290998]

rites of the starling - devney perry
—————⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️——————

[. @mithkii]

When the beautiful summer evening randomly makes you feel like the loneliest person on earth

[b @b290998]

me still thinking about the girl who hyped me at wembley so hard it resulted in some of the best pictures of me ever taken

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[b @b290998]

either only murders in the building pays guest stars extremely well or the main 3 are calling in all their personal friends

what do you mean you have cara delevigne, meryl streep, paul rudd, tina fey, nicola coughlan, eugene levy, jane lynch, and renee zellweger across 5 seasons

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[b @b290998]

the way i’m dropping off right to work documents and observing every outfit worn by someone in a lanyard so i know what i’m allowed to wear in this new workplace

[Lea @funnysexygirl67]

My cat is an angel. I love when she steps on my areola with her single paw that somehow holds the weight of 52 full grown cats

[b @b290998]

harry styles really has girlies going to his concerts dressing as the three genders:

cowgirl
business casual
sequinned feathers

[aria .ᐟ @ofheavyheart]

europeans: hey we’re all dying over here, there’s near sahara temperatures outdoors, northern cities were built to retain heat, climate change will doom us all in a few years

americans: just get ac 👍🏻

[b @b290998]

@bilaracrofts me with an accountant, an MoD engineer, and an MMA fighter 😂

[🪷 @Sheksteroidszn]

My underboob sweat can restore the water ai has wasted

[audrina @swallowmitruth]

FOUND THIS ON IG REELS OMG SO TRUE

[ཿ @larstucker]

big year for the mentally unstable

[b @b290998]

@bilaracrofts mate get fucked thats ridiculous

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

mind you we wouldn’t be this extreme heatwave if yous twats could make a shopping list or plan a holiday or i dont know write a fucking email without using ai