honestly, it's quite the compliment, because it means i drive something unique-enough to be memorable.
And by "memorable" i mean it's THE ugliest car in town!
today, someone pulled up next to me at a red light and was like "you go to planet fitness, right? i've seen your car there!"
normally, folks know me from my previous job, my current job, or from art markets, but this is the first time someone recognized me for my car
@Alexistaex i'm glad i'm not the only one! i don't even tell people when my birthday is, simply because i like to retreat into my own melancholy and remain unbothered
i let some lady cut in front of me at the supermarket, and she was like "may the one true god reward your kindness"
i was flabbergasted and had no response.
But now i'm like "wait... which god was she referring to? Yahweh? Ahura Mazda? Cthulhu?!"
i was really pissed off in the moment, like why'd you pay all this money to be on your phone, you idiot? you could've watched this on Tubi if you weren't going to enjoy it.
but after the movie, i couldn't stop laughing at the terror i inflicted on this poor fool
i'm very conflict-averse, and an expert at tolerating discomfort, but when i went to watch "Pan's Labyrinth," the guy next to me kept pulling out his phone, so i HAD to say something.
the 1st time i ignored it, the 2nd time i thought 'he gets one more chance' but the 3rd time...
we were watching a 3D movie with a lot of rising tension in it, so when i just suddenly turned outta nowhere and got in his face, it scared THE ABSOLUTE SHIT out of him!
needless to say, he didn't move for the rest of the screening.
sometimes i get upset about the fact that my posts flop so bad on instagram... but then i remember that Sasha Grey and Davey Havok have Liked my doodles, and i don't need to impress anyone else.