riff scientist

Time is a flat circle

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Karoline Leavitt went to an expensive private high school, then worked in the White House immediately out of college, then married a billionaire her daddy's age. What kind of spoon is that?

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

America 250 is going well

[Clement Attlee Stan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺 @TheAttleeStan]

Mitch McConnell coming back to life to vote for the "kill all poor people act"

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

Of course a plane full of people who have never read a book has a bookshelf of fake books with titles like “Library”

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

In a major victory for free speech on X, Elon Musk suspends an account that posts publicly available information that the government doesn't want you to know.

[Daniel Concannon @TooWhiteToTweet]

No matter how ziodepraved you aspire to be, you'll never be as ziodepraved as Ted Cruz on the Fourth of July.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If you call yourself a conservative and you're staying quiet about all the money Trump is making off the presidency after all your whining about the Bidens, the Clintons, and the Obamas, you're a fake-ass bitch or you're truly in a cult.

I assume both.

[VinnyTheBozo @BozoVinny]

>Go to her Instagram
>Refers to herself as a "Goth baddie"

Holy CIA Plant Batman!

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Colorado GOP is nominating fat goth bitches with hebrew tattoos lmaooo

[trash jones @jzux]

congress: americans do not deserve healthcare

also congress: sorry that was just my 4-month paid depression vacation

[sarah ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎ ⏾⋆☁︎ ⋆ @sanss0leil]

pov i hop into your car, you give me the aux and i pull up this playlist. wyd

[Blockhead @BlockheadNYC]

I shit on AI a lot but this close up of the AI image trump posted of people at the 250th anniversary fair is HIGH ART.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

X has suddenly banned an account documenting Trump's corrupt stock trades seemingly without explanation.

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

It must kill him to know that if he dropped dead tomorrow his own social media platform would instantly light up with 100,000s of tweets funnier than anything he ever said or did

[Maya Luna @envisionedluna]

It's so funny that there is a 1-to-1 real life clone of Uncle Ruckus and he's somehow on the supreme court

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

So, this is actually how being creative works. Star Wars succeeded because Lucas threw everything he had ever read or seen (Fu Manchu, fairy-tales, WWII films) onto the screen. No modern Star Wars has replicated his success because today’s writers have only seen Star Wars.

[riff scientist @b2step_]

“No no no no no wait wait wait wait it’s just soundcheck it’s not even-“

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Oh my god lmao