Unreal Dumbass 5

sad sea lion :( block all blue checks

[aYaKi @aYaKi_blade]

The reason why this snake hate Markiplier

[ѕαηι @EatRatLove]

Soon we'll have Sekiguchi Genetics at home

[omb @peacekeepher]

she fits it

[(div)1newolf @div1newolf]

Literally within an hour of this post I saw this video used to rank countries based of of whether we should let their citizens immigrate to the U.S.

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

Also if you move to another country they expect you to delete your own account and start over, I'm not kidding.

There is no option to switch regions on your account.

[Froaklies @froaklies]

I feel like if you need an AI assistant to help you build your gun, it miiiight be time to scale back gun customization a little bit.

[deku#5858 @colesmithen2]

Woman shouldn’t have to orbulat every month

[ArceusBowser @ArceusBowser212]

"Land of the free" MY ASS

This is literally 1984 personified

[rinner sauce @RinnerStrikes]

There's going to be a resteraunt that you love next to these and that's the only thing that'll close within the next 20 years

[Semi Frequent Sonic Facts 💎✨ @semifreqsonic]

this video fries me everytime I think of it

[Comrade Izzy ☭🦍🟥⬛️🟩 @ComradeIzzy]

"The body essentially treats the return to work as a physical threat"

[Neet @neet_sol]

Just applied to a job on LinkedIn

[klaudia @kaludiasays]

experiencing the fall of a civilization and just having to keep going is so weird. produce isn’t safe to eat right now. can’t go outside bc of a heat wave. favorite shows cancelled bc entertainment is too expensive. an app you like requires your ID. anyway, laundry time.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[Adrián Molina® @theadrianmolina]

It's all fun and games until the sunrises at 9:12 AM on December 20th

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Mamdani just unlocked the rarest political achievement, actually scaring a final boss.