Urban “Lank Her” Meyer

New York City. Radical optimist and yacht owner. Purely satirical content.

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

Someone roofied my 5 spring lakers 6 Mich ultras 3 jaeger bombs and 3 holy waters last night

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

Yea Instagram I’m #interested #Herro

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

Currently shitting at a grad party and girls are knocking on the door saying “who’s in there hurry up” #NukeMe

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

If you wear a hat to the bar that says “Loverboy” you should be executed on the spot #Obliterate

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

Yea I’ll do 1 east coast foid and close out, thanks

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

Man, I love being white. #Expand

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

Every barista ever is my wife

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

#NeverKys

[Lawrence Tynes @lt4kicks]

The locker room is a sacred place because it brings together everyone from all walks of life and beliefs for one common goal.

Calling a teammate out publicly for his political views and to get attention is nasty work.

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

Abdul Carter is an idiot. It don’t matter what political beliefs you believe in you don’t call out a teammate publicly for his beliefs.

Out of all people to talk.

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

Yes I came
she did not
#ThatsBaseball

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

Need foid with pearl earrings and a nice smile

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

It’s back on our shoulders.
And we carry it forward 📌

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

At Trader Joe’s at 3pm on a Tuesday and there’s 7000 people. Do none of you have jobs??

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

If I send you a song yes I want you

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

This and a #foid

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

Ohio State is the best program in America and tonight is another example why.

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

NYC giving us the most faggot weather tease maybe of all time

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

Hate when it’s spring and everything smells like cum outside

[Urban “Lank Her” Meyer @b33rdeleter0]

Anyone mind if a white boy speaks a little #chingchong #Herro