☆*:.｡. rika tochtli .｡.:*☆

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'meow'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

[claire de lune @com_langer]

theyre doing this to me at work tomorrow

[𝓇𝑜𝓈𝒾𝑒 @rosierpearl]

have you ever felt like this

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I don’t know what any of that means

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

8% alcohol clam chowder

[calvin @displacedxanax]

"ur body will tell u what it needs" mines telling me I need nerds gummy clusters and oxycodone for dinner

[☆*:.｡. rika tochtli .｡.:*☆ @b33rsalt]

I should’ve known I was a lesbian way before my mid 20’s because as a kid one of my favorite shows was rizzoli and isles

[basil @blis5ful]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

[Cassidy☆ @cassidystar_]

Unfortunately I am the first person in my family to do what they want

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

all weed to a girl like me

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[eve @csiirac]

white people be like on the count of three

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

NO ONE CLOSE TO ME LIKES TO ROUGH HOUSE. IT’S SUCH A BUMMER. I LOVE PUSHING AND SHOVING. TOGETHER.

[K @_c0quit0]

R u mad cuz im filled with love and whimsy and you are not

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

people will call cigarettes gross like we don’t share an earth with women who eat boy butt

[zo𓆑 @b1tesnails]

can we brush our teeth together before bed

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i want to eat batteries a lot and soon

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

is there a Balls Cheney

[garshmo @garshmo]

The most fucked up people I know grew up with a trampoline

[eve @csiirac]

Oh 2 be held like a burger