BAHill

Mostly late night thoughts about working out, food, or my dog.

[BAHill @b3ckb3ck]

Just bought the ninja slushie maker and let me tell you what. Those people who told me, “it gets better” in high school were right.

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Can someone please call the progressive marketing team and tell them none of these young millennial homeowners are trying to become their parents..

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@hulu

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Ok. I know I’m about 15 years behind but I just watched the episode of #SOA where Opie dies and I am not ok..

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Ahh.. Asaf going home. You love to see it #TheChallenge39

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Please take us back to the day when people led with the psychological intimidation and backed it up with their physical abilities instead of leading with “friendship” and following with tears of “being backstabbed”. Snooze #TheChallenge39

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I miss the psychological component of the game.. Imagine being able to see Laurel or Camilla pick Michelle’s weak mindset apart psychologically. What a snooze fest we have here.. #TheChallenge39

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Michelle and Jay are so annoying, probably the reason for this seasons downfall. Neither are a competitive threat nor are they fun to watch on TV. Why people follow them I can’t understand… #TheChallenge39

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“This one time at band camp” but it’s just Jay talking about this one time he beat CT… #TheChallenge39

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Parenthood is a true joy. I’m sitting at the dinner table at 11:13 this lovely Sunday morning listening to Mmbob for the seventh time in a row whilst watching my two year old dip his pizza into his chocolate milk..

[BAHill @b3ckb3ck]

Grocery stores need a dollar section for condiments called “we have guests in town for the weekend and after that I’ll never eat this salad dressing again”.

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I love all these #grwm videos outing people for putting on 7 different types of foundation only to give us confirmation that they still have to use filters in all of their videos.

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The further along you get in the IKEA showroom, the more angry the men are.

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So I’ve watched 20 mins of the #ChallengeWorldChamp and all I’ve gotten is that KA and Jonna may or may not be friends…. Where is “the challenge”

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If Subway can pay 4 professional athletes to do one commercial then I’m paying too much for my “5 dollar” footlongs.

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One billion of national debt at a time..

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I’m sick and tired of talking about trickle-down economics.

I ran for president to build the economy from the bottom up and middle out.

And we’re getting it done.

[BAHill @b3ckb3ck]

People who organize their food into separate plastic containers in the fridge have too much time on their hands. I said what I said.

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How do the challengers not just stare at each other’s gorgeous tatas the whole reunion? All the guys deserve an award for keeping their eyes horizontal. @TheChallenge #TheChallenge38

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

To save money, don’t eat 😅

Thanks WSJ ... 🤡 🌎

[BAHill @b3ckb3ck]

On one hand I’m so glad I took my 20’s to enjoy my freedom and waited to have kids. On the other hand it feels a little unfair that I’m now at the point of my life where my knees and ankles crack so loudly when I try to sneak out of my sons room at night that it wakes him up..