Becky Jade

Dry humour mum tweets!

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@cun @biskuits5 Omg this is awesome! 😍

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@blacksmoke1033 Bloody hell I didn't think you'd have heard is that far way!

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@HMRCcustomers My student loan was overpaid, deducted from my Sept pay. I contacted SLC to get a refund- they claim it hasn't reached their accounts. My employer says they definitely sent it. It goes from my employer to HMRC to SLC. HMRC received it but has not sent it on. HMRC has my money

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@blacksmoke1033 Mansfield is a shit hole full of inbred assholes

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@blacksmoke1033 That's really heartening because both of my long term partners have hated the entire concept of London and I was getting a bit disheartened and concerned about going in may with the kiddo and the sister, but I really wanna goooo

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@blacksmoke1033 Londoners are nicer?!!!?! The actual fuk

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@blacksmoke1033 Aww bless them at least there's some people in the world who aren't knobs.

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@blacksmoke1033 KICK the pram. Twats. Crotch goblins don't count as disabled

[Miles 🐺 @blacksmoke1033]

Etsy’s doing 10 off a 40 spend with code YES10 - they’re covering the expenses so now’s a great time to do shopping, that’s a lot off (plus as of 2 hours ago I need a new pyrography tool, disgusting)! Shares and stuff extremely appreciated right now 🧪 https://t.co/7Xbg7mHuMH

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

My dream is probably too expensive to make reality in the way I dream it, but we continue dreaming. Recreation, respite, and therapy centre, universally accessible to both physical, and cognitive/developmental disabilities.

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

Retweeting both for the proposition within, and just for those amazing colours! Daaaaaamn 😍😍 what I wouldn't give for a holiday this year.

[Simon Squibb @simonsquibb]

If I make money on Twitter from this tweet of todays sunset, I will give it away to one person who retweeted it and help you with your dream! Let’s go 🦾

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@elonmusk If only you had said this in December 2020 when it happened to me 🤷‍♀️ not that I could have done anything even with your funds, I hadn't been working there long enough to have employment protection against unfair dismissal. Another problem with the system.

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@hiddennugget Coz they're idiots love. I had a similar thing, went on A/L for 2wks, came back to mountains of emails & people asking for shit I won't have time to do unless someone buys me a delorean. THEN emailing asking for updates despite my out of office saying I wasn't back til the 19th!

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

Ask Labour peers to back the Fatal Motion in the Lords. Defend Parliamentary Democracy - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/nMtKYJgVnI via @UKChange

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@hiddennugget I count you as a friend 🥰 even though I never catch you live anymore because my life is a shambles 🤣🙈 I would have a Costa with you IRL, you know we're not far away if you ever wanted to meet up 😊😘

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@hiddennugget "I need pretty girls" - das creepy AF

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@hiddennugget ➡️Paper girl
➡️Primark staff
➡️Tutor
➡️Befriender
➡️Thing can't say what coz cyberstalkers
➡️Specialist can't say what
➡️Senior Specialist can't say what
➡️Highly Specialist can't say what
➡️Regional Lead can't say what

[Becky Jade @b3ckyjade]

@cun @hiddennugget Oof @hiddennugget that hair looks lush 😍 I wish mine would behave when I try to make it look like this x