Kalada Al-Makhfi

Founder - Udara Tales || Faber est suae quisque fortunae|| Arsenal || المخفي (new account)

[Kalada Al-Makhfi @b3elema]

المخفي

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

*Russia banned from football for attacking Ukraine*

*USA, host of the World Cup, bombs Iran for over a month, kills its Supreme Leader and refuses to let the Iranian team stay even one night in the country*

FIFA President:

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@The_Only_Barbie Damn! Beauty really in the eyes of the beholder

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Need a Yoruba woman to whisper some sweet nothings in my ear tbh

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The amount of times I’ve seen Odegard shy away from or not make these runs sickens me. Never put him in Ozil conversations.

[Forever Arsenal @Arsenal_N10]

This was Santi Cazorla's last ever touch for Arsenal.

Tears in my eyes 😭

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@Adeyeye006 😂

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Lmao!!

[Valmont @Nox_Iraevi]

I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face

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I’ll never understand people’s desire to police your moving on

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

Ugo moved on, which he's supposed to, but according to Twitter men, it's "too fast”

If Jessica had posted a picture with another man, y'all wouldn't be saying the same thing

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@AWholeSalmanPR @finegirlveeee My mother is pulling her hair right now

[LLDATHREAT🤞🏽❤️‍🩹 @1LosoMuneyy]

$200k to stfu & you still can't...

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By Thursday, it would be 4 world cups since Manchester United last won the premier league.

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@_hxmilton The tides are always high!!!!! From petrol to food

[korede🇵🇹 @_hxmilton]

we already do, it's called suffering

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@instablog9ja Dark blue

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I know he was tempted to add the other word. I just know!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇰🇷🇰🇷 Korea is Awesome 🇰🇷🇰🇷

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@DaveWillHTTR @NickStillHere Damn! Fair enough.

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@Sofia50020Sofia No! She might actually kill Batman cause he couldn’t tell that she just changed her hair

( she dyed it brown from cocroach brown)

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@TheBestqueenx He finally knows how Atlas feels

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@Tony_Aladetuyi @peachcider_bree This sent me!

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

We should talk about William Dafoe Green Goblin the way we talk about Heath Ledgers Joker. A generational performance