ⁱ ᵃᵐ nicole (imjust)kid(ding)man

pro pluto, pro orangutan, pro taylor russell

[ⁱ ᵃᵐ nicole (imjust)kid(ding)man @b3goneThought]

we ALL missed an opportunity when we didn’t call the make equivalent of a chick flick a dick flick

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

[mika @mikasagrada]

“2027 é daqui 3 meses”

eu, que perdi a noção do tempo desde 2019:

[Leo @leo_osn5]

cuando me burlo d mi yo del 2022 pero ella tiene algo que yo extraño con todo mi ser

[ⁱ ᵃᵐ nicole (imjust)kid(ding)man @b3goneThought]

Idk what is going on over at @HBO / @hbomax but they just added:

1999:

EYES WIDE SHUT

MAGNOLIA

1987:

FULL METAL JACKET

1996:

ROMEO + JULIET

I love my physical media, make no mistake…but having portable access to these just made my day

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the only time i beg is to differ

[ⁱ ᵃᵐ nicole (imjust)kid(ding)man @b3goneThought]

open the schools lmao

[mónica! 💿 @webmica]

is putting anti-ai on your resume carreer suicide or is it aura

[ⁱ ᵃᵐ nicole (imjust)kid(ding)man @b3goneThought]

why am i suddenly getting hyperspecific tweets that are not anything like what i was previously engaging with,... damn it i loved my feed

[ⁱ ᵃᵐ nicole (imjust)kid(ding)man @b3goneThought]

@gcc_observer @MrJerryOC so ur a bot right

[ⁱ ᵃᵐ nicole (imjust)kid(ding)man @b3goneThought]

@PoweredUnity21 I agree! I feel like it would be better if it wasn't being released piece by piece if it's going to change topics like it is. I understand there is technically character overlap but ep 1 and ep 2 really were their own. They should've dropped all at once or maybe 3 at a time

[ⁱ ᵃᵐ nicole (imjust)kid(ding)man @b3goneThought]

Nobody talking abt Monsters of God on HBO and it’s literally crack for people who like reptiles and are fascinated by crime. Some beautiful snake shots as well! I think they made it for me it’s so gooooood. It’s VERY sad for the animals but it’s made so well 😫😫

[ⁱ ᵃᵐ nicole (imjust)kid(ding)man @b3goneThought]

just watched succession for the first time since it was in active release. I'd literally forgotten almost every plot point so watching it progress all together again without interruption felt like watching a whole new show

[cassie 🧃🧃 @thepinkhour]

"listen to your body" my body wants to die bro

[ⁱ ᵃᵐ nicole (imjust)kid(ding)man @b3goneThought]

Be careful or you could stumble into micropenis mutilation!! Men making it a nub with a taint…bloody.,.purple…I never ventured even 500 miles offshore from that at again

[cali @caliispunk]

Do NOT get high and look at the micropenis subreddit I am freaking the fuck out

[✲ yani @tiger__fruit]

This is genuinely how I feel trying to seek connection

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Relapsing at the team building event

[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

Nobody talks about how "parking" used to cost quarters. Now it's $8/hour, requires an app, won't take cash, and charges you a $2 "convenience fee" to pay digitally. You're paying a tech tax to leave your car in a painted rectangle. Public space has been monetized into oblivion.

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[ؘ @rvscop]

superando problemas q ninguém sabe q eu tenho