cali

this ain’t no disco

[cali @caliispunk]

If you send me reels of a comedian doing crowd work I’m stealing shit from your house

[mimi ⊹ 🧁 @satorusbum]

how it feels talking to anyone

[ʞɔɐſ @vibe_caster]

@Jerryomrg @caliispunk https://t.co/5iZeeoX91v

[cali @caliispunk]

@vibe_caster @Jerryomrg LMFAOOOO

[cali @caliispunk]

If your boyfriend can’t grow a unibrow that’s your girlfriend. I’m your bf now

[cali @caliispunk]

You’re not allowed to text men like horny Jigsaw anymore. That’s what they’ve taken from you.

[Moni @yonces_plastic]

.@NICKIMINAJ

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Pulling Ronald Reagan’s corpse out of the ground and teabagging his skull

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

They're shooting Mitch McConnell out of a cannon tomorrow

[ᛉ Renee ᛉ @GravesRene51779]

minnesota struggling to stay blue

Southern subplot:

[zootopia 2 in theaters this friday @BigGayShrimp]

YOUR MOTHER IS SMOKING CRACK IN HELL @JDVANCE

[Triple Double Cocaine Bear @eyejustkantbro]

Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude

[ger🪩 @gerawaycar]

Voting blue in the city of Philadelphia:

[frankie cyrdrop 🐀 @nozucchini]

Me and my crew of transgender illegal immigrants rolling up to cast 3,968 votes in florida

[cali @caliispunk]

I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

[Layla Rhiannon @LaylaRhiannon3]

how it feels telling your friends how much they mean to you

[vi @vimentality7]

He left me on delivered and it felt like a kiss