cali

this ain’t no disco

[cali @caliispunk]

Blinkmaxxing

[Biggie was fat @nightcore66666]

If we both catch feelings we mind as well date 😫!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Hunter Biden do you want to be Mayor of Philadelphia

[cali @caliispunk]

.@HunterBiden I don’t wanna scare you but I think we’re soulmates contact me

[z @meoww739]

.@HunterBiden I still don’t believe it’s really you running this account. Please reply with a video of you removing your shirt if you’re real

[delco de leche @OafMode]

Edgar Allen Poe also moved from Philadelphia to Boston and he’s dead now. Do with that what you will, AJ Brown.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I am ready to have sex with an Italian man

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

I believe my dating experiences over the past six months would kill the average person. Unfortunately for me however I am too stupid to die

[Juliet @palejasmine]

I’d like his instagram stories

[. @KISST4R]

going out tonight…#justkillme

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

the land honey the land

[g @34rths]

I know kindness is never lost or wasted because Everyone who has ever been kind to me has made me kinder in return

[LIN!!!! @l1ndola]

ill block a bitch on the dance gavin dance app

[dij @nathan4dij]

your girlfriend dming nathan fielder happy birthday on instagram

[madonna @madonnarealstar]

So embarrassing to go into Trader Joe’s when you’re 25 with medium natural breasts and a heart shaped ass with a decent haircut. Like fuck. I know you guys, I know.

[mar @shynessgirI]

it’s almost long distance low commitment hyper sexual e-situationship summer!

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Greta Van Fleet especially funny if you also think Led Zeppelin sucked. It's like Diet Diarrhea

[cali @caliispunk]

Just dyed my roots so flop era’s over