eel

im finally leaving this hell hole 🫡 rest easy twitter

[eel @b3low_av3rag3]

send this to all of your weird rich relatives! we want their money!!

[FlyingTunafishSandwich @FTFSandwich]

SOS 🐟CALLING ALL TUNA 🐟

[eel @b3low_av3rag3]

@MaqApple @FTFSandwich not as much as me 😤

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Are your Sundays pleasant? But they must be, after all the work you do.

Franz Kafka, 1912.

[bigsock @biggersocks]

can i come over and do this

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

[eel @b3low_av3rag3]

i am thinking… thoughts

[𖤐 нσяηу нσяяσя 𖤐 @horrorlogy]

matthew lillard at the premiere of scream (1996)

[eel @b3low_av3rag3]

i was all over that grass

[FlyingTunafishSandwich @FTFSandwich]

We touched… grass?

[Frances *Deadly SoverAuntie* Danger @FrancesMFDanger]

IT'S INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY

[FlyingTunafishSandwich @FTFSandwich]

👀👀👀👀

[FlyingTunafishSandwich @FTFSandwich]

Yesterday

[eel @b3low_av3rag3]

this is how the nuclear family was supposed to look

[eel @b3low_av3rag3]

there are currently 400 rose petals in my purse in preparation 🫡

[FlyingTunafishSandwich @FTFSandwich]

WE SHOOT THIS WEEKEND!

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Anyone who cares about you has to realize that you need a little looking after.

Franz Kafka, 1920.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

send your girlfriend $100 today with a paragraph about how much you love her and how you think she is so pretty and perfect

[eel @b3low_av3rag3]

they are THE it couple

[sanrio daily ✨ @sanriodaily]

keroppi and his girlfriend keroleen 💫

[People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil]

*taps sign*

[eel @b3low_av3rag3]

do y’all think paula deen and liza minnelli have explored each other’s bodies

[ana @pelicinema]

AI cannot come up with something like this

[eel @b3low_av3rag3]

@MaqApple they hate to see goofy guys winning