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[𝓙𝒶𝓈 @glitterwrld]

□ single
□ taken
☑ too sexy for this world

[𝑨𝒌𝒃𝒂𝒓 𝒇𝒈𝒔!🎀 @4kbxr_]

POV: her legs are shaking during sex and you think she's having an orgasm

epilepsy:

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

Niliacha pombe Ama leta tu

[julia @juumelo_]

cause of death: he didn’t call me princess today

[Jabs @vjabs_]

no te beses con nadie que no sea yo por fa, respeta la relación que no tenemos

[skand @binarySmith18]

you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six

[James @_B_E_J_O_]

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day😭😭😭😭😭

[Bree🦋🤍 @Bree_Q]

Lakini kama unakulanga sossi we unaeza kula hata mattress

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

acabei de descobrir que não importa o quão cedo eu durma, eu só não quero ir trabalhar.

[way 2 sexy @Idaraababyyy]

When I become President, ladies under 25 will not be allowed to get married.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu em cada oportunidade que tenho:

[Nile Specialist🇺🇬 @Nabimara_Paul]

Legal money wants to finish me

[❤︎ @1prettyyscorpio]

diary of a easily irritated fine young bitch.

[Uncle Kamau @ToniKamau10]

Even Paul was sending letters from prison. How busy is your partner?

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

that drive home after linking with somebody you see no future with make you realize you just be doing sht fr

[Captain Tired of These Hoes 🦦 @Miggs_NotMigos]

“Anything for you baby” - I whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Google Photos reminding you of a relationship you had in 2018 that didn't work out.

[maeve @slayingb1tch]

men in talking stage when you tell them you haven't eaten dinner yet.

[Bushenyi Bouy @BushenyiBouy]

Monday has refused.