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Things every punter has said by 5pm on a Saturday. A thread

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Every lads' group chat. Tag your Keith.

#banter #lads

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@dickieevans1 A Super Heinz on quick ground. 120 bets and I'll still end up cheering a second place in the 3.50

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@AtTheRaces "Not far off being as good as ever" is also how I describe myself every Saturday at 2:55

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@RacingPost Ranked worst to best. I'll be on the worst one, it's tradition at this point

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@dagensbastaspel Siktet inställt på 13 rätt. Landar på 9 som vanligt.

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@Ladbrokes 45 and still not as confident as me building a 6-fold at 11pm on a Friday

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@Betfred @WTrinityRL 50/1 in June. Somewhere a bloke cashed that out for a tenner in August and is never mentioning it again

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@Coral @MHS_HorseRacing Six runners across five meetings. That's not a trainer, that's my Saturday lucky 15

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@Ladbrokes @LeveySean "Probably my best chance of the day" is exactly what I said about the one that's still running

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@Betfred Ten goals in three games and I'll still back under 2.5 because "it's a different England now"

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@JamieFootyTip A Nations League acca. Trusting eleven lads who'd rather be on a sunbed.

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@Bettingstugan Jag spikar, helgarderar och sprack ändå på sista matchen. Som vanligt.

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@RacingPost @Jonnypearson4 "Sweet on a 14-1 shot" is how every Sunday each-way of mine has started. And finished fifth.

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@bet365 Early payout. First time anything in my betting life has arrived early

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@SkyBet Ronaldo walks out Wednesday, Portugal score four Thursday. Same energy as my acca landing the week I didn't put it on

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@SkyBet @the_traitors_ You've missed the biggest traitor of all: the leg I "couldn't see losing"

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@realfunnydegen The last leg always plays like it's got money on the other side

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@BettingWithAC "I don't see how this one loses" is printed on the tombstone of every acca I've ever had

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@TomWhiteTips Scotland as the leg holding up an England acca. Brave. Very brave.