Michæl 🐝

gaslight gatekeep gabagool

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking cumshot

[brian @Hey_Brian]

Conservative guy who makes 57k a year:

[Cal @wyattyhalpert]

“They should have special screenings that prohibit phone use in cinemas!”

We do. It’s called every single one of them, until you weirdos forgot or decided you were above that basic and very functional agreement

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years

[Robyn @robynbryant33]

This is 2020. After Hannah Clarke was murdered by her husband Pauline said “These things happen.”

[Kieran Yap @KaptinYap]

Could happen anywhere but can this please replace that “meanwhile in Australia…” post that comes up on blue tick accounts every few months?

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Andrew Tate is now facing 42 criminal charges. These include:
– 19 child p*rn charges
– 17 r*pe and sexual assault charges
– 3 human trafficking charges
– 3 assault charges

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Tom @TomFoins]

"Not the first time I've been in trouble with the Hammers! No but seriously..."

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @hamachiicrudo]

He yearns for the mango sticky rice

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking cuckoldry

[Alessio.. @AlessioCPFC]

Twitter tried to make it out like Argentina are victims. I don’t see other NT like this

[he tryna ignore it 😭😭😭 @wusialalover69]

he mad af nobody made thirst traps of him

[Brandon Rahbar @BrandonRahbar]

Lu Dort’s pro debut was the same game as the famous Steven Adams to Dennis Schroder TD pass and the infamous Chris Paul untucked jersey moment.

Dort subbed in for defense with OKC down 2 with 17.7 seconds to go.

He forced a steal and jumped on the loose ball.

The Adams/Schroder touchdown and the OT win don’t happen without Dort’s debut.

[𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓙 @JimmyJ4thewin]

Hundreds of lsraeIi settlers, led by far-right ministers & lawmakers marched to the Gaza border today, demanding new settlements on freshly destroyed PaIestinian land.

They stood at the fence openly calling for colonies on the ruins.

This is the reality.

[Deegz @deegztweetz]

“Pointless aura farming” then defending Zack Snyder is crazy

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

sorry the what now

[autist @litteralyme0]

The fucking PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA forgot to unschedule his victory tweet

There is NO celebration

ARGENTINA LOST LMFAO

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Kyle Gordon’s videos are so good now that it hyperspeeds all the way through twitter’s adoration phase into losers trying to stand out by claiming they’re not a fan all within a single weekend

[Michæl 🐝 @b4ldheed]

I'll always love you Big Game Lu 🥹

[Thunder Film Room @ThunderFilmRoom]

These 3 Lu Dort 3’s in a row in the 4th quarter of game 5 of the 2025 WCSF will go down as one of, if not the most important on-court sequence in Thunder history so far.