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grrrrr bark bark bark + she/her + 22 + blm

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

me after the first sip of my iced brown sugar oat shaken expresso latte from Starbucks

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

i love having a flea allergy its like having an alarm that lets me know when to give my dog flea meds again

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

please i beg of yall to stop buying these midcentury homes and covering them in grey paint and laminate floors 😭

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

love her if she ever unfollows me im spiraling into the deepest depression (rebecca if u see this dont unfollow me)

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

i always forget that rebecca black has followed me for years i wonder what tweets of mine she has seen

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

i really need to start thinking quicker, i nearly got t-boned by an idiot running a red light. i braked and then realized they were driving a NICEEEE new mercedes suv. fumbled the bag 😐

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

@reagulp viral moment

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

@reagulp LMFAO

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

i dont think i will ever appreciate being a southerner more than when i have garden-raised tomato sandwich sitting in front of me

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

only $30 on ebay and they sell for $150 on depop get fucked resellers 😘

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

just bought another pair of vintage dr martens someone put me down

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

@reagulp u got the most perfect cargos ever u will be fine

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

my favorite game to play at night is adjusting my side mirrors so they reflect the retina-destroyer led headlights back into the person beind me’s face so they know what it feels like

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

@b_eemoon omfg if ur talking about what i think ur talking about, i keep seeing those posts too. its literally a default feature of linkedin to have ur pronouns listed 😭

[𝓳.🎃 @soaphiebaek]

SHES COMING #Barbie

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

@reagulp yeahhhhh…. sorry if i ever find another one ill get it for u

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

i found a lava lamp at salvation army the other day and it is quite literally my pride and joy, i need more

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

@reagulp I UNDERSTAND THE LIL HOLE TO SEPERATE UR SAUCE FROM THE REST OF UR FOOD >>>>> i miss it so bad

[r 🍄 @b4tmotel]

@reagulp good to know the blues clues plate is still in rotation