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[Solo @solokel24]

Ain’t no pussy on this planet worth you fucking up your motion over.

[DAM-ee @b5i2g]

@AndyjnrUmaru Used my school fees
I had to pay for a semester that year

[DAM-ee @b5i2g]

@WordsCocoon Even if na vacation

[DAM-ee @b5i2g]

@CLINT419 You can’t buy that with some couple of tees

[DAM-ee @b5i2g]

SKILLS - I can make it happen!

[sxunisdon @abayomi_candy]

real music lovers aren’t genre specific

[DAM-ee @b5i2g]

They don’t make songs like diced pineapple anymore

[DAM-ee @b5i2g]

@Phatbabeluuu “Documentation 250k non refundable” 😭

[DAM-ee @b5i2g]

@official_Sheye But this will be too soft and too sweet

[DAM-ee @b5i2g]

@TheTennisLetter Hey Gemini- “Write an elegant, introspective divorce announcement. Calm, mature, non-blaming tone. Focus on internal struggles from external hardship, needing to find myself, strong co-parenting & asking for privacy + kindness. Polished & slightly poetic” Women are just whew

[🕯️ @MenAreMid_]

When I say I like kissing, this what I mean! I need that!!!!

[DAM-ee @b5i2g]

@sleekey And to think that’s only 2024…

[Kan, The Artwork Guy ✗🇳🇬 @FindingKan]

You can NEVER fumble a baddie.

They’re not scarce! There’s an endless supply of baddies and they’re everywhere.

The only kind of women you can fumble are

- GOOD WOMEN (Scarce)
- THROAT GOATS (Scarce)
- WOMEN THAT LIKES TO SPEND ON THEIR MEN (Scarcest)
- WOMEN THAT CAN HOLD A CONVERSATION (Scarcesttttttt)

[JTheHero @johnochai7]

I thank God everyday i didn’t inherit the Nigerian mind

[DAM-ee @b5i2g]

@flygodT Dwl 🤣

[Solo 🦦 @DeezyTV8]

Social media made people egos sooooo fucking big 😂 you a fucking nobody I promise

[. @lovekawthar]

when your softness isn’t paired with standards + observation, it becomes a place where inconsistent people feel comfortable.

[Lon3rr ✞ @Lonerrr_99]

Robot wan kpai the owner 😂

[DURK @durk8xn]

relationships are actually fun when you’re not dating a lying whore