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@tiredkate Just keep your eyes closed :)

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@dlorette @daryllorette Do you have a brother named Larry?

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#albuquerque #abq Any older women in Albuquerque interested in fulfilling a sexual fantasy?

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@xcrooksx @takahebird Excellent. I shall now begin my 320-verse song entitled --Things I Like About Me-- ...

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@sethcombs Re your DM, Im tired of meaningful, useful tweets. I want to follow nonsense. So, what DID you have for lunch?

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@PaulPincus Does your DM mean youd like me to stop following you, or is that how you say hello?

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@SuperBowl2009 Youve got to change your autoreply-- the SuperBowl is over!

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@jimdittmer Thanks, Jim. Re your DM: well, Im starting to tweet, but, alas, Im so skinny that I have no profile ;)

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@StockC Er, nice to meet you too. Re your DM, was that a threat or a prediction?

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(cough cough) Ahem! Is this thing on?