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cult leader angel princess

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your unemployed friend is having two beers on a tuesday afternoon it’s me i’m the unemployed friend

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am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick

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it’s not my fault that i’m jealous angry and unstable it’s your fault i’m not a nightmare i’m literally a star collapsing because of you a hypernova that blinds you so badly you mistake it for darkness

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its timothee chalamet summer by that i mean being obsessive having grandiose delusions and believing in myself so that money follows

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i’m subtweeting my cat

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Why

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i love my ipad so much that last night i had a dream i was outside checking find my to see where my ipad was #ipadtwt

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playing sudoku to get my mind off a big glass of gin fizz

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@itgirloffduty #yayyyyyy

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diet coke world domination

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@nycysl is it you or have they come to take me away

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@nycysl 365 days clean

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is eating without watching #spongebob considered self harm

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no one at the club knows I’m b999mbi on Twitter because I don’t exist