Blaqops

[Bo Tussi @BoJaxGOAT]

the dudes at Costco working for AT&T trying to get you to switch phone providers has to be a top 5 worst jobs in the world

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

in another life we were two birds killed by the same stone

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

everything feels like thinking the stripper likes me

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[HY-BOREA 🇵🇹 🍉 @The28thidiot]

heeelllooooo everybody my name is turkiplier and welcome back to five nights at greece

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

i met mr beast
she’s black

[anyone can change ❤️‍🔥 @poopswag34]

.@grok annihilate my penis. Now.

[The Blessed Salt ❤️‍🔥🇻🇦🇺🇸 @theblessedsalt]

This post is an excellent litmus test for understanding of just war theory.

Despite the fact that I can see how effective this would be, I must oppose it because the damage it would do to my enemy (who bashes in my mailbox) would far outweigh the good of saving my mailbox. Its disproportionality is opposed by our duty in charity (and even justice) to watch out even for the good of our enemies.

(Yes, by the way, I have had my mailbox bashed in by random vandals.)

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[Blaqops @bIaqops]

Pen Pineapple Apple Kirk!

[Shogo @shogolol]

8 times I got a poke bowl from this food truck on campus and 8 times I got diarrhea, I am conducting an experiment to figure out what causes it. Isolating variables. I’m down to the tuna and their house sauce. It’s one of them. Can’t wait to learn more tomorrow

[Blaqops @bIaqops]

SHOUT OUT @HudsonChitaroni FOR SCORING 3 OF OUR 7 POINTS DURING OR 20 MINUTE LONG PERIOD NHL 25 GAME AND SCORING A NASTY SHOT OVER THE GOALIE

[lee ˚ ༘ 𖦹⋆｡˚ @whodfislee]

spring need to stop putting the tip in bro give it to me

[cumdogmillionaire @doggcum2]

A woman could never treat me as well as I treat myself

[Bill @mem_tiger83]

If I wanted cheese on my Hamburger I would have ordered Cheeseburger!! Stop asking!!

[Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim]

Mommy

[Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim]

Daddy