That doesnโt exactly mean youโre safe. Sheโs over 20 feet tall, meaning that if she tops you youโll be left in a crater, with your pelvis completely obliterated. Sheโs not heartless though, show her a good enough time and sheโll fly you to the hospital after.
Name: Bloonarius
Gender: Female
Age: ???
Height: 20โ3โ
Weight: 33t
Bloonarius, a swamp dwelling massive bloon. Despite being a bloon, sheโs incredibly durable, with 680,000,000,000HP. Instead of causing havoc, she usually spends her time indulging in her lustful desires.
He knows. He's not making himself too big though. Just barley enough to at least semi handle her-
He knows she can be soft just by hearing about her, but y'know, 2'9" guy gettin' sat on by 33 tons of ass is a bit TOO much, even for him!
Oh, no need for that! She might be a massive, 33 ton bloon who could easily crush anything, but she can be gentle enough for him to not be hurt too bad.
And she also has a massive thing for tiny dudes like him-
He doesn't mind getting his pelvis crushed though.
Speaking of that, why isn't she doing that right now?
Though, uh, he will at least do ONE thing first if she happens to decide to crush his hips.
Drinking down a potion. What for? Just to... make him taller of course, to +
HOLY MOTHER OF BALLON.
...
God damn it you're fuckin' making Dingo wanna plow a ... a ... a dinosaur ballon thing?? He can barley even DESCRIBE it!
Guess it's a good thing he ain't a monkey though.