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don’t be fooled my ankles were gashed open from the shoes i was wearing

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i thought this was twitter aesthetic

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why am i being body checked at work

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@jae241301 @whotfisjovana the fucking camaro

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i teared up when the agent said “thank you for being a loyal customer for the past 20 years”

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cancelling a 20 year long subscription with verizon hurts as much as a breakup

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peed a lil blood btw

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@jae241301 it’s beside the hospital kinda

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hi does ANYONE wanna start going to the gym with me PLEASE

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@jae241301 hscf but just bc i wanna do more lifting stuff and they have private rooms

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@jae241301 YES DEF im just too scared to go to one life because there are so many creeps

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please become a muscle mommy with me

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do not reply all at once settle down over there

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who wanna go watch mom jeans wit me in march

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out with the old (miami mint) in with the new (fuji ice)

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I HATEMY JOB

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audiobooks and baking holy fuck lois

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get it right next time

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another day another miami mint

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happy TICKLY TWENNY to #GABBY (macy gf) @tiredgabriella