Liz

It ain't easy bein' wheezy

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

@netflix you fucking suck for making college kids buy their own subscription

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

He has my hair in his bed and I have his dog’s hair on ALL OF MY CLOTHES:(

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

I hope all the situationships I had this year are still finding my hair in their beds:)

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

My mom has a daily habit of reading facebook posts aloud to me and everyday it tests my patience

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

Can’t wait for my therapist to give me a disappointing look

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

All I want is a hot man with a dad bod and a mustache, is that too much to ask for??

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

Imagine letting a boy from Ohio break your heart💀

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

Dear RC, please let me divorce my roommate. Thanks.

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

@snoopyluvr49 Me too...

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

Why do men

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

@zuke171 Exactly🙄

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

Can't wait to get wine drunk and disassociate at Thanksgiving

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

Some days I'm an academic weapon. And some days I hate my life.

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

I'm sorry I started to love you, that was real simp behavior of me

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

Me aggressively shoving my earbuds in so I don't have to talk to my annoying ass roommate

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

Someone call Kafka

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

I love being a passenger princess ngl

[Liz @bLizard_Lizard]

Yo why tf does my mom feel the need to invite her bf over everytime I come home

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

can’t tell if i need a hug or to get hit by a car