Mher (PhD)🪬

Literally nothing I tweet is real. - PhD in Philosophy, AUS, 202

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

ما رح يفيدوك العشر عصافير اللي بإيدك
ما دام عينك ع العصفور اللي ع الشجرة .

-زياد الرحباني

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

A Michelin star rating but prices taken into consideration

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Don’t CC me unless super necessary. Thank you for understanding (or not, idc)

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

Drive through food so I get it faster while burning less calories

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

Mmm criosssnts

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

Lovely

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

Nice long post about productivity and efficiency at the work place you posted on LinkedIn! Sorry I didn’t finish reading it,I was distracted by the #OpenToWork in your profile picture

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

Ok… no one is paying me to be right so whatever

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

What happened to community notes? Who wrote the last note?

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

#OpenToWork

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

I’m too old for pre workouts. I have work next day

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

I will overcome this, I always do

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

To grow any muscles you need 3 workouts:
1- a heavy exercise
2- an exercise that gives you a pump
3- a stretching exercise

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

RIP John “MountainDog1” Meadows

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

Why in Arabic we say فيتامين سي and not فيتامين ت

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

Enough with the “habibi come to…” line

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

How does it feel being the guy that got so manny followers by staging pranks with his dad that end with him calling you ya khara

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

Last episode of Invincible is a joke. 20 mins fight scene was just like a vegan restaurant, no stakes.

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

Arab stand ups doing crowd work is very similar to watching someone having a small talk with the waiter while making you want to stick nails in your head

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

I was watching an interesting video on X then I noticed it’s 5 mins 33 seconds so I closed it because I don’t have time for that.

[Mher (PhD)🪬 @bMher95]

The dreams I had are now my burdens