Brock Lobster

We'll do it live!

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

@DM_Rubenstein how about another bobble head of yourself? Fuckin jagoff cares more about his name being mentioned in the Sun than he cares about having a winning ball club.

Why buy the team and then do dickall in the offseason?

[Penn State Football @PennStateFball]

WE ARE...IN.

#WeAre x @CFBPlayoff

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

If the Democratic Party doesn’t restructure itself as a party of the working class, this will not get better. It is time to stop the elitist bullshit and focus on workers.

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

“The strong do what they can, and the weak suffer what they must” - History of the Peloponnesian War - Thucydides, Late 5th Century BC

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

“There is no greater evil than men’s failure to consult and to consider.” - Antigone - Sophocles, 441 BC

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

I love the statistic “Witness protection has a 100% success rate” who the fuck would be able to check on that? 😂 People just trust anything the government says. You’re telling me these special cops just never fuck up? Why can’t we get any more of them? 🤣

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

See you in the pO'stseason.

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

Think I went too deep into prog rock. A 2 minute pan flute solo is excessive in every genre

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

@NBC miscalling the 100 on a photo finish for the other country…

Y’all are so bad at this

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

@PAStatePolice and @BCSOalerts would rather ride horsies at Slippery Rock homecoming and give a 19 year old an underage than actually do their job and protect anyone!

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

Unpopular opinion maybe; but @McDonalds was better when your food came out hot af. I blame that chick who burnt herself with the coffee.

Their fries used to be too hot to eat when you got them, when’s the last time you had a hot McDonald’s fry?

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

@PitchingNinja After the punk fucking Yankees throw at Heston Kjerstad’s head in the bottom of the 9th because they’re fucking cowards

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

Yankees are still fucking punks. Throwing at a guys head? Fuck New York

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

You think Biden’s USSS agents were hanging out with Trump’s during the debate swapping stories about how out of it they are.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Up and Win

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

The Orioles are being sold to a group led by a couple of private equity billionaires and this could be a real problem for the rest of MLB.

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

@thecammiller_ Yeah fucking right dude, you suck absolute dick #scrub

[Brock Lobster @bRockDodson]

Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out

[MLB @MLB]

The National Anthem. Baltimore style. 🔊