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Njr. @ChelseaFc

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Me: What’s wrong?
Woman: Nothing.
Me: You sure?
Woman: Yes, goodnight.
Me: Okay, goodnight.
Woman: I just find it funny how…

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

“do you know how many guys have been in my DMs?”

[𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐤𝐡 𝐧'𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐦𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢🧃 @_davinny]

oh okay bc we were wondering

[OG Purpz @ChalePurpleThis]

I’ve seen this before that’s why women scare ankasa

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

these girls legit think they can get anyone they want😂

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Thinking you’re entitled to someone’s money just because you have a vagina is one of the most normalized delusions in 2026.

[‏ً @sadstona]

people wake up with different feelings everyday, you gotta focus on you

[Mr Psquare @PeterPsquare]

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[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

You go fi comot woman 5 years she go constantly tell you say she’s not about big weddings and co till the time you dey come marry. That be when out of no where, her taste for 10k photography, 15k decor and Pistis dress go come.

[ehard o🥲 @sa_m_m_y_]

I remember this girl asked me money and I said i don’t have and she was like “didn’t you just say you’re gonna buy food?” Ey ohemaa nti menfa madidi sika no mma wo😂😂

[Nana B. @koboateng]

Daddy just text them on WhatsApp. They’ll listen to you

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Happy birthday, Willian. 💙

[Alexandra @Alexandr4Denman]

Really surprised the BBC reported on this ! Unfortunately native British say not here no nope no way! Take your ideology back to your own country!

[COMMODORE☔ @commodore_nc]

“…and so soak my Gari for me”

The whole class :

[JP Attueyi @jpattueyi]

I watched one of those dating shows where they pop balloons.

The man was down to two women and they both seemed interested in him.

So they asked him to ask them one question. The man asked it they are at the stage where they are interested in getting married now.

The first woman said she is not interested in marriage right now.

Then he asked the other woman and she said she was interested in marriage right now.

The man was then asked to pop one more balloon so he popped the balloon of the woman who was interested in marriage right now.

He was asked why and he said he wasn't ready for marriage right now but in the future sure.

They brought the man and the first woman up and asked the man if the woman was a yes, he said yes.

Then they asked the woman if it's a yes for her she said no and popped her balloon.

She was then asked why she said no, and she said the man is clearly not ready for marriage and she hopes to get married in the next 1 year.

😳

[Didi @DidiJollof]

We receive around 74 reviews a day, and we read every single one. About 98% of that feedback is positive and we’re deeply grateful for the many of you who keep choosing our meals again and again. But that other 2%? It matters just as much to us, maybe even more.

If your experience with Didi wasn’t what it should have been, whether that was recently or years ago, we’re genuinely sorry, and we mean that. Some of you walked away disappointed and never came back to give us another shot, and honestly, we understand why. We just wish we’d had the chance to make it right.

That’s why we track feedback closely and keep improving every single day.

To everyone, past and present: we’re listening, and we’re not done improving.

[Kwadwo Sheldon @kwadwosheldon]

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[ajay @1meajay]

women : “you men talk about women like they’re objects to be owned.”

- women talking about women:

[OFL @ohikhaime]

i get hard while holding hands.