Brandon Highwood

Writer. Creative Director. Hot Wing Enthusiast.

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I don’t mean to be a helicopter dad, but if either one of my father-in-law’s dogs takes a swipe at my cat they’re getting jettisoned off my balcony.

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Yo @work_louder….. any idea on when a desk mat prepared for shipment on MAR 27 would reach Florida?

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CHAOS RUN WE WILL TAKE IT

[Jeff @jefffcarr]

Hunter Greene showed up, Chase Burns showed up, most of the gloves showed up and even the fans showed up

Still waiting for the Reds lineup to show up

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I don’t ask for much, I just wanted the Reds to win these last few games by 6+ runs. I really don’t understand why it’s so difficult.

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@livv518

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

#LetEmKnow

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Every single instance of hearing the Pentatonix has been against my will. I had no idea that music in a supermarket could fill me with such disdain.

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We’ve officially reached “if you need me I’ll be out back by the pool all day” season.

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@TaylorMadeGolf #nice

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When @peacock shares the audio between @McIlroyRory and the rules official. #THEPLAYERS

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Palm Beach truly do be having some sneaky good spots for dinner and drinks.

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Alright, bringing out Slash for “I’m Just Ken” was solid.

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Drafting up my own receipt now for future use—it’s gonna be wild when I win the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay.

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@JustTalkinWes Help me understand it, Wes!

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Of all the weird social trends, I think that this wave of people filming themselves talking into a mic as if they’re recording a podcast with someone else in the room with them has got to be one of the worst. You’re having a solo conversation, so… just look at the camera.

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Evan Mobley is a top 15 player in the league.

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7+ minutes of stoppage time was bullshit. All a sham to try and get that schmuck into the final. FC Cincy should be celebrating right now.

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@davidcinema

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

The Cincinnati Reds have won 9 baseball games in a row!!!!!!!!!

#ATOBTTR

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Which will not happen because Boston has decided to shoot themselves out of the game.

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Miami very well may pull it off, but if the Celtics complete the choke sweep—as a Cavs fan who dealt with the worst city of fans in the world—I will never let a single Heat fan forget it.