Twice the babies weight so 50 pounds💀💀💀 boy I almost slapped him🤣🤣🤣 better not be the case I don’t want a 25 lb baby
NO we are not pregnant 💀 we’re talking future future lol
Ralph brought home a shirt
Me: “dang this shirt is big on me”
Ralph: “ya it won’t be once you get pregnant. It will look like a tube top. Idk”
Me: “uhhhhh okay, you think I’m gonna gain 100 pounds.”
Him: “don’t you gain twice of the babies weight or something? So like 50lbs”
I’m not even going to lie, deep cleaning this size of a house is stupid in the middle of summer when our air conditioner is wack. Wdym???? Bc I’m so dead rnnn.🫠 send a caffeinated beverage plsss.
Also I desrve the biggest glass of rosé at dinner tonight. 😶🌫️
The day they take Big Mouth off of Netflix will be the worst day of my life, not even exaggerating.
& it’s probably the worst show ever made but to me? Gold.
Vice was released ten years ago today!
Released exactly a year to the same Monday it was written with the most striking acapella intro that nobody expected.
Bold, unforgettable and shared on her terms.