Bae-anca

Loud introvert. I'm a grammar Nazi that can't spell. Likes: smoking, coffee and schadenfreude. Hates platitudes but loves platipi.

[Bae-anca @b_anchor_]

The original selfie stick was a colonoscopy scope #selfie #selfiestick #gostickitupyourselfie #hifromchinabtw

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#thingschinahastaughtme Appreciate social media freedom. You don't know how good you've got it. Freedom of speech is a true blessing

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#thingschinahastaughtme Hand sanitiser and tissues are more precious than gold

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#thingschinahastaughtme Fridges are for storing your crockery and cutlery and were never made to keep things cold

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Frog stew tastes just as bad going down as it does coming up #thingschinahastaughtme

[Bae-anca @b_anchor_]

Things people say in China when they find out I'm South African: 3. Do you have Ebola? 2. Do you have AIDS? 1. But...You're white!

[Bae-anca @b_anchor_]

Things I have heard people say in China: Tianamin Square was a lie made up by the West to make Mao look like a bad man

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Things I have heard people say in China: Oh, you've got stomach cancer? That's probably because you haven't eaten enough stomach

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About to head back behind the firewall... *tries to think of something profound*

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@Rolensan @muzzeltof @Kikmi @_horny_manatee I am alive and in China. Fucking miss you guys... and Twitter. Which is basically just you guys.

[Phantom Notebooks @phantomnotebook]

Before internet dating, this is how it was done in Montana 1901

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[in Walmart]
"Excuse me, do you have towels?"
"Oh, I don't work here."
[leans in close]
"I don't give a shit where you work."

[Bae-anca @b_anchor_]

In JHB, there's basically no difference between a Pretoria Poppie and a Zulu Princess

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@Just_ONeil are you playing Shadow of Mordor?

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Laterz taters ♥

[Bae-anca @b_anchor_]

Round 2, back to the airport. Hopefully it works out this time. I'm not waking up at 4am again.

[Phantom Notebooks @phantomnotebook]

The 1980 Moscow Olympics

[muzzeltof @muzzeltof]

Live in CT & single? Not into me. Like me & live here? Congrats on your new BF/GF! Single & like me? Pack your bags - you're obvs outta here