bradi moistner

[a @romasjuliet]

this joke will never get old to me

[RGF @rgfray1]

Smallest Man by Dave Portnoy/Josh Richards (Zach Bryan Diss)

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

I already know ima have them forehead wrinkles when I get older because I be PERPLEXED.

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

i was not born to wear pants i was born to wear a big shirt and nothing else

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me when I annoy someone successfully https://t.co/nIk7TLyaDV

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“you're not even watching the movie”

me: yes I am

[𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 @aperfectpumpkin]

“Sorry, I have errands to run”

The errands:

[Noodles & Company @noodlescompany]

behind every hot person there’s a deep history with buttered noodles

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

Behind every hot girl there is a deep history with Junie B. Jones

[idfwy @idntfxckwithyou]

i am proud to admit i never pretended to not like Nickelback

[bradi moistner @b_bradii]

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[bradi moistner @b_bradii]

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