Brandon

[Brandon @b_cal14]

@PoisedM1 @HeroDividend I call myself a used house salesman

[Brandon @b_cal14]

Gotta poop

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Every airplane on Earth:

Emirates Flight 129: LEEEEEEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNNNSSSS

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

W Dam

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Wife: Can you do some things around the house today instead of watching college football and drinking all day?

Me:

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

October 11th is National Kimberly Day

[Brandon @b_cal14]

@ESPNNFL

[Brandon @b_cal14]

My favorite thing about my wife is that she feels like my wife

[Brandon @b_cal14]

@fSTm_cobo15 @kuba_c14 @sunsfella @jxhxnn17 @therealsupes Les from Tropic Thunder would like a word

[Brandon @b_cal14]

Wife said “I like you fat” like that’s supposed to be flattering.

[Pickwatch @Pickwatch]

Easily the worst luck of all time 💀💀

[Brandon @b_cal14]

Mood

[Brandon @b_cal14]

@domineeeek3

[Brandon @b_cal14]

L☹️☺️🙊🙊🐔🐔🐸

[Brandon @b_cal14]

Fossils Last Stand permanently closed 😂 I just love a happy ending

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I don’t know who this Lyft driver is but he deserves an award and a seat in Congress.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Not talking now are ya, Book?

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Luka a ho

[Brandon @b_cal14]

@yo_subarashii @NBA @warriors Came here looking for this

[Brandon @b_cal14]

@TheHooopCentral Big if true