Brandon Clack

Learning Life Lessons Each and Every Day!

[Brandon Clack @b_clack]

“@CauseWereGuys: You know who you haven't talked to recently? Your EX! #ShitLiquorSays” @billybays

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“Girls with big boobs, stop saying "my eyes are up here" ... I know your eyes are up there. I wasn't looking at your eyes.” @billybays

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@billybays haha whatever you say billy!

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@billybays shit naw both my sets of tires are nasty

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@corygeiger put some Nittos on her. @billybays

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@corygeiger hell yea!

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@corygeiger haha

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“A girl called me yesterday and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home…. #Bitches” @billybays

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“@TextMeThis: You deserve the best you're beautiful @simpson_madison

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“@CauseWereGuys: There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.” @simpson_madison haha

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“@FunnyEvil: One man's "Ewwwww" is another man's "I'd hit that".” @billybays @joethemegaman

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“@MoreSarcasm: It's the little things in life, that remind me of your penis.” @billybays @Canye24 @corygeiger

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“@FlTNESS: You could lose fat, gain muscle, look great – and the scale may not change. The mirror is the truth teller.” @simpson_madison

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“When girls hacked their bestfriends Facebook: "You just got hacked, I love you sexy bitch." When guys hacks their friends: "I'm gay."”

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@billybays dude spring river in 7 days bring your ass!

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“If u dont have an iPhone I feel bad for u, son. 💚😡😂🐱⛄🐯🌟✊👧👵💀👇💪🏃👂🐦🐔🌹🌺🍁⚽📮 I got 99 Emojis & u cant see 1.”@simpson_madison

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@billybays haha

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@ksize22 Oh Yeah!! Always makes me alittle sore!!

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"Are you jealous?" "No" "Are you jealous?" "I said NO!" "Okay, give me a kiss?" - "Go ask your 'friend' for a kiss" -___-” @simpson_madison

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@CBellipanni28 about to get one myself!!