Brooklyn Cmerek

Wanderer. Wonderer.

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

https://t.co/PMv24rJpTZ #ThanksgivingEve #25LBturkeychallenge #25lbturkey #25poundturkeychallenge #microwaveturkey

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

Rotating a mattress is very hard to do by yourself.

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

W. is the most normal person ever to be president.

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

Yo @TheoVon, how do I submit a Twenty-Twenty-Wive application?

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Me in 2016: vaccines are great

Me in 2021: ok let’s all take a pause and see some long term data

Me now: I don’t trust a single thing the FDA approves

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

Thought you were done, John? Well, too bad. RIP JOHN

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

RIP KIM K

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

RIP JOE

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

RIP RATTY HEALY 💀

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

Don’t call me kid, don’t call me baby. Look at this idiotic fool you made me literally at @twitter aka @x or whatever this shit is called now.

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

@MikeTaylorShow Very disappointed in this thread. Give this team one more season at least. Two and then three, we are in the championship running. Bet me.

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

@JoeBiden Both of you are hideous and an embarrassment. Look at what you’re putting out into the world. As I’m reading the comments on this post, i am ashamed. Do better and be kind.

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

Honestly though, who do you think would win in a legit endurance competition? : A) @taylornation13 B) @tkelce or C) @kanyewest

Bonus : D) @realDonaldTrump or E) @JoeBiden

F) lolololol

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

Also @kanyewest is a little cry baby bitch in the words of @jackantonoff thank you goodnight

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

I 100% think @taylornation13 could beat @tkelce in any endurance competition. Here I am at 2am even beating my former self at staying up after bedtime. Watching #theerastour on @DisneyPlus

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

. @KANYEWEST ASKED PERMISSION TO SAMPLE A SECTION OF A 1983 LIVE PERFORMANCE OF “IRON MAN” FROM THE US FESTIVAL WITHOUT VOCALS & WAS REFUSED PERMISSION BECAUSE HE IS AN ANTISEMITE AND HAS CAUSED UNTOLD HEARTACHE TO MANY. HE WENT AHEAD AND USED THE SAMPLE ANYWAY AT HIS ALBUM LISTENING PARTY LAST NIGHT. I WANT NO ASSOCIATION WITH THIS MAN!

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

kanye on bleachers release date is hilarious little cry baby bitch

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I’M OFFICIALLY AT THE AGE WHERE I’M NOT UPGRADING MY PHONE UNTIL IT STOPS WORKING

[Brooklyn Cmerek @b_cmerek]

Please don’t wind up like Becky. #noitsbecky @taylornation13

[trash jones @jzux]

(me on my first day back to work after thanksgiving break)

hey can this wait til after Christmas