Corty B

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@hja29 I haven’t been paid for the 15 weeks I had to file

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Realizations suck.

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@ashleynicbeas Lol as I wait 10 minutes for you to call me back in "one minute" 💀💀

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You're a liar if you've never eaten buttered noodles for dinner

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Looks like someone's salty at my success 😂😂😂

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Do it, I dare you #Sarahah @sarahah_com https://t.co/KrQWPJf9E9

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@ashleynicbeas Bahaha seriously

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@schadtty @haiileykuhn put it on like you take it off! Lol

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@haiileykuhn @schadtty I do too 😬

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@StokesStokes20 top two shows for jake and I!

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@haiileykuhn no clue how I got so lucky, sometimes he sleep rubs my belly too... i could just cry

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When your husband rolls over in his sleep and puts his hand on you and mumbles "I love you" 😍😫

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Dog stopped snoring and then jake starts and now baby E has hiccups... that's ok I don't need sleep 😶

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@haiileykuhn nothing 🙌🏻

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@blonde_1101 @SexualGif lol I wish my reality looked that good 😅

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@SexualGif @blonde_1101 😂

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@haiileykuhn visit me and baby!

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I just spent $300 and I haven't even gotten out of bed yet. I need a hobby...

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@blonde_1101 #blessed 💕