Ben Corpus

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

*sigh* Sad, because my daughter is a huge fan of your’s…

Honest question for them all, though:

Where was this energy and level of butthurt when Biden said “you ain’t Black.” Or when he said Black folks have trouble using the internet. Or when White Liberals said we can’t get ID? Or when Hochul said Black kids don’t know what a computer is. Or when Liberals dumb down the scholastic standards for us because they think we’re too stupid to intellectually compete with kids from other races?

Instead, you’re all in your feelings about an actual category from the actual Bureau of Labor Statistics that Trump quoted because you want to get a “one up.” Meanwhile, Black folks are dead last in almost every category because “vote Blue, no matter who!”

Congrats on your medals and your “Black job.”

[Derrick White @Dwhite921]

That was dope

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

How can you not be romantic about basketball

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Fuck it I’m giving a $10,000 watch to someone who likes and retweets and follows me . Will respond in 24 hours . Will ship u a Rolex next day on god.

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@Clevelands0wnAC Cubs 2016 parade is the seventh most attended event in history of the world

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@PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter 64. Because uconn is going to win the natty

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