Cal

[Cal @B_Crady34]

take a chill B

[Cal @B_Crady34]

blue cheese in my off whites

[whoever threw @that__paper_]

your moms a hoe

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know for a fact that Donald Trump has a very small penis.

Please retweet this enough that he can't help but respond.

Thanks,
God

[Cal @B_Crady34]

hoedontsteponmyrafsimons

[Cal @B_Crady34]

nah...it’s rudy https://t.co/lH8ASqYl2G

[kenai @kenaigonzalez]

Sam Gamgee did not help Frodo take the ring all the way Mordor to destroy Sauron and save Middle Earth just to be recognized as Bob and Doug https://t.co/2fuWZTTELV

[Cal @B_Crady34]

PUT THAT THANG IN SPORT

[Cal @B_Crady34]

“You can’t choose suck”

[Cal @B_Crady34]

ugly god is just way too smooth

[Cal @B_Crady34]

@kylekrat https://t.co/hIETAqa3H8

[Cal @B_Crady34]

Jack black is underrated #nacholibre

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Almost that time #NobodySafeTour

[ESSENCE @Essence]

Jay Z dropped Big Pimpin today in 2000 and the song still goes hard 17 years later. #NoDebates

[Cal @B_Crady34]

plaza barber shop is a major key

[Cal @B_Crady34]

alec baldwin's trump gets me every time

[Cal @B_Crady34]

you're not woke if you don't listen to lynyrd skynyrd #factsonly

[Daily Record Sports @dailyrecordspts]

His name's Zane. Or Jason. Or Rick?!?. But whatever you call @Zaniac18, he's Morristown tennis' leader. https://t.co/VnoAjKvpsi @MHS_Scores

[Cal @B_Crady34]

The disrespect to @QuavoStuntin on @AppleMusic is real

[Cal @B_Crady34]

"imma play this motherfucker for y'all..."