Brendan DePoe

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@samanthacp_ This just caught me off guard. Usually it’s directed at Geoff and I’m distracted by cheering it on.

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@samanthacp_ In fairness this is about as strong as the Canucks recent post season record

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@ByeongHunAn David Morland IV

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@andrew_leach @samanthacp_ @Avry Sam’s even more adept at reply guy murders than you Andrew!

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@samanthacp_ @Avry @Avry Please buy her a life sized Hunter and I'll split the cost with you

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@samanthacp_ @canuck5551 But neither example works, it’s just about proper sentence structure. Accordingly, your extra comma is unnecessary, cluttering and objectively wrong.

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@samanthacp_ @canuck5551 Same neighborhood and schools as Carney!!

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@canuck5551 @samanthacp_ Just poor sentence structure for this poorly thought out meme.

How about : “JFK, the stripper, and Stalin”

Is JFK a stripper or not?

I’ll die on this hill.

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@samanthacp_ @canuck5551 Wow I never took you for an Oxford comma apologist, disappointing development

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@Criminalsimpson Internet hole or hold?

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@samanthacp_ Ah, I’m on the front lines.

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@malcolmert @ztisdale Underrated joke

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@malcolmert Well agree to disagree as neither of us can prove the point. But the porn bot did like my tweet and not yours. I'm buying you a McDavid jersey anyway so all of this is moot.

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@malcolmert And without the PK, Skinner, et al, Connor never scores 42 points. The logic works both ways. See the past 9 years of Connor’s career as an example.

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@malcolmert Well Skinner is also 10-0 with a 940 save % in games 4 thru 7 this year. The PK is at 94% and has scored more goals that the Panthers have PP goals this series. Conner being MVP is different than "Connor and Connor alone". I'll give you Nurse.

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@malcolmert I give the rest of the team credit, but he is undeniably the MVP.

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@malcolmert Unfortunately for me, both of those things are objectively hilarious

[Brendan DePoe @b_depoe]

@malcolmert Don’t riot over it, amiright??