Blake Firestone

Thoughts concoct & incoherent ramblings. Internal monologues via public forum. A few self promotions. For legal purposes, everything I tweet is satire.

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

My Goals for 2025
1. 100 shares of Amazon
2. 100 shares of Google
3. 100 shares of NVIDIA
4. 100 shares of Tesla
5. $1,000,000 net worth

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

@Fightflix_ Well done Mac

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

My gf, who grew up really religious, will say things like: let's be really naughty and sneak some alcohol in to the movies. I have yet to tell her I ran a whole drug smuggling op by the time I was 17.

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

@umikathryn This was such a heartfelt read. I don't go on X much these days but when I do, your writings always stands out in particular.

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

@elonmusk Wtf is wrong with you?

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

@AmericanAir The airport team that hung up on me after being on hold for 15 minutes or the one I'm currently on hold with for the last 30 minutes? 🥲

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

@AmericanAir You told me my flight was delayed in order to have me rebook it to a later time, only to immediately notify me after my change that the flight is no longer delayed. Fine, let me keep my original flight. But then you gave my seat to another passenger. And I'm delayed 4 hours.

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

@dom_lucre Who gives a fuck. God forbid someone has a happy marriage and is in love with their spouse.

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

@moment_mirthful @FearedBuck

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

@umikathryn @MadLads @Backpack @armaniferrante Closer vibes

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

Pretty sure all my mental health problems would go away if I got a dog.

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

Dating sucks out here. All the pretty ones are depressed.

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

@tiffanhitoffy False.

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

She deserved better, so I became better.

But not for her. For me. Knowing that I lost someone I truly loved because of my own failures taught me that love isn't just how you feel about someone else. It's how you feel about yourself when you're next to them.

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

@savingyrself 😅 so relatable. This was me late last night standing in front of the open fridge, admiring my physique, through the dim light cascading over my body- as I downed my 4th mini cinnamon roll while chugging oat milk from the carton.

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

An investor just offered my partners and I $300K for 3% of our company. This puts us at $10M more than our initial evaluation. 🤯 insane.

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

@mosthiphop Did Jay Zs career get ruined permanently after Nas ethered him?

[Gated,Grated and Goated @uknowwhy_telme]

Man WTF is going on !!!!
This beef btwn Drake and Kendrick is on another level..
Here we have a University Professor breaking down Drake's diss and my Lord ..
He said "This is why Critical thinking is so important". Kdot doesn't need to respond. listen til the end"..#NahDrake

[Blake Firestone @b_firestone]

Thing these KDot fans don't get is that Drake was playing him the whole time! Drake text Millie when she was 14 knowing Kdot was looking! He kissed that 17 yo and touch her on stage just for this moment. He set up Kdot and dude really fell for it. It's the long game! Smh fr

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@MetroBoomin Drake on The Heart 6